All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Alexa Chung has moved swiftly on from the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys to the lead singer of Hurts: "It's still early days but Theo is really keen on Alexa. They met at the American music festival Coachella in April and Theo has been spending lots of time in New York, where Alexa lives. They share the same interests - music and fashion - and get on really well. But the relationship is still raw and they're not putting too much pressure on each other to make it work at this stage"... Apparently Theo fancies girls "who look like cats"... That Paz de la Huerta managed to arrive sober to the red carpet for Boardwalk Empire Season 2 premiere... That Mark Whalberg (who turned up with 16-year-old actress Nicola Peltz), Ricky Gervais, someone who clearly isn't Cat Deeley but according to WENN it is, Kelly McDonald, Michael Pitt, his onscreen mother Gretchen Mol (believable casting, or wha'), Kelly Carlson, Edie Falco, a logistically ludicrous couple, and Steve Buscemi also attended... That Ashlee Simpson and Vincent Piazza made things officially official last night... That, of shooting a particularly unpleasant spanking scene with Michael Fassbender, Kiera Knightly said: "I did a couple of shots of vodka beforehand, and then a couple of glasses of champagne as a celebration of never having to do that again"... That Kiera said she would only do the scene required for A Dangerous Method if it "was not made to look sexy"... That Alex Rodriguez been trying to dump Cameron Diaz 'for weeks'...

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