The Royal Academy Summer Exhib - whatever, DRESSES! Dresses, and, in Eliza Wearlittle's case, beachwear teamed with tennis wear. There's also a smattering of Highland Fling (Chloe Moretz); Streetwalking Bratz Doll (Dionne 'Winehouse made me' Bromfield); Holly Hobby (Tali Lennox); Winter (Roisin Murphy); a Mid-Atlantic wave (Sophia Hesketh); Hayfever (Caroline Sieber); a Crazed Vampire (Bip Ling); and 1991 (Jaime Winstone... I echo your sentiments, lady).
Barely dressed hot young things weren't the only notable attractions, however, we also have Tracey Emin's transmutation into 'Jerky', the oh-so-perfect Ewan McGregor with his mother; John Hurt; Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen's offspring; and Salman Rushdie's offspring.
Of course, there were also those who chose not to pose for photographs on the way in, but got snared on the way out, likeSunday Girl's lolly;Dame Judi Dench; Dougray Scott; David Gilmour; Ewan McGregor's wife, whom he loves very much (who doesn't seem too thrilled to be photographed with him, can't imagine why); and the fellah Chloe Moretz left with. Before one starts assuming the 14-year-old's unnerving pout-a-thon had snared her a medallion man in shiny pants at the party - that's her brother, Trevor.
