Bet you thought it was a dungeon. We thought it was a dungeon (blame Jamie Dornan), but - as it happens - this requirement is slightly more bizarre. OK, obviously we don't know him very well, but a 'dance floor' is not a prerequisite we'd associate with Robert Pattinson...
Pattinson is indeed keen to buy a new home in north London - but will only do so if the property has a dance-floor. AAAAAAH, it's not for him. It's for the missus. Everything is right in the world again.
The 28-year-old star has made the stipulation on account of his pop star girlfriend FKA Twigs, telling the estate agent to look for a property with a sizeable dance space so the 26-year-old singer is able to rehearse her routines while at home.
A source told the Daily Star: "Rob has asked for a high-spec Georgian home on four floors with high ceilings and wood floors. He's also asked for a space that could double up as a dance area because his girlfriend trained in dance and still likes to dance every day." So, really, he's not looking for an actual dance floor, just a large room.
The Twilight star currently lives in the Hollywood Hills, where he owns a two-bedroom property. Not much room for busting a move there.
However, he is considering relocating to his native London in order to spend more time with his girlfriend and it's reported that he's thinking of making an offer on a property in the trendy area of Islington, on a property that is worth in the region of £6 million.