Are Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson now a thing? Rumour has it, well no it's not even a rumour, they ACTUALLY just went away for a weekend. What the? Last week there were rumblings that the California Gurls singer believed Pattinson deserved better. And she sure as hell does too what with that cretin John Mayer having wrecked her buzz for quite a while now. Also you know my feelings on k-Stew; R-Patz would be well shot of her if he ever decided to well and truly cop on.

As per The Sun, the newly single stars were spotted on their weekend away where they were said to have attended a wedding rehearsal. According to some 'reliable' source, “Katy and Rob were just sitting next to each other watching the wedding rehearsal in the main courtyard area.

“They were dressed very casually. She was wearing a hoodie and big sunglasses. There was no public display of affection between them and no body language that showed they were dating. They just sat together and watched.

“They were not affiliated with the wedding party and were not seen mingling with guests.”

Pattinson has just allegedly moved out of his home with Kristen Stewart and Perry has just sent Mayer packing. Could this be a match made in heaven? Are we going to see 'Fireworks'? Badum tischhh... I'll get my coat.

Meanwhile some other intelligent sounding source says of Rob's newfound freedom (the split has been linked to his relationship with Katy, you see): “Rob has never felt so free. He no longer has to feel weighted by a girlfriend.

“Instead of being bummed that his relationship hit a wall, Rob is simply glad to only have to be in charge of himself.”

Somewhere in the world, Kristen Stewart is sticking pins into a voodoo doll that looks like Katy. Naww, shit buzz K-Stew! Isn't karma a mother*cker?