News that ITV's Loose Women makes me want to administer a reverse 'Bobbitt' on myself should'nt come as a surprising snippet (apologies) of news. Despite this, I find myself sad to have missed last Tuesday's episode which reportedly saw Joan Rivers removed from the panel of squawking hens during an ad break. According to IMDB: "The outspoken star sparked outrage in the U.K. after she called actor Russell Crowe a 'f**king s**t' while speaking to co-hosts of daytime talk show Loose Women. The flustered presenters immediately apologised for Rivers' foul language while giggling about the slip-up, but show bosses weren't quite so light on their guest - they asked Rivers to leave the set during the commercial break. And now the star has publicly apologised for her offending words, according to A statement from Rivers reads: 'Yes, I swore, and I'm so f***king sorry. No one told me the TV show Loose Women was a reality show and that I would be voted off. It's funny: offstage, I hardly ever use profanity. My favourite four-letter word is shop'." Super, so tell us more we don't know about Russell Crowe?