It is with great sadness that this piece of news is regurgitated to you. BillMurray's wife of ten years has filed for divorce. Why? Because it's come to light that he's an abusive bully. I knew he was too good to be true; dealing with the tortured mind that usually comes with being a comedic talent only by stealing the odd golf buggy. Turns out he prefers to exercise his demons by dabbling in "adultery, marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment." The court heard of several counts of physical abuse - one in particular which took place in November last year when Murray allegedly "hit his wife in the face and then told her she was 'lucky he didn't kill her'." The actor's lawyer issued this statement: "Bill Murray is deeply saddened by the dissolution of his marriage to Jennifer. Mr. and Mrs. Murray remain loving parents, committed to the best interests of their (four) children. Mr. Murray asks that the public respect his family's privacy at this difficult time."