Here be the video that's been banned in 11 countries so far. Honestly, I've seen far worse, like any Flo Rida video ever produced (how can they make their hoops move that quickly?), and I still wouldn't be keen on my 9-year-old niece clapping eyes on it anytime soon, but Rihanna's video for S&M won't exactly have vadge overlord Madonna quaking in her thigh highs.
I've often banged on about how sad it is that female pop stars feel the need to sex things up to 11 (while male pop stars hire in women to fulfil that role, while they watch), especially when they're targeting a tween market, but f*** it, it's not going to stop it from happening.
Personally, the only thing that made me mumble "Oh good Lord, that's not necessary" here was the vision of Perez Hilton relieving himself on a fire hydrant. You have been warned.
Apart from that, expect the usual consumption of bananas, sticky sweets, cream buns, blow up dolls, impressive knot work any scout would be proud of, cellophane, ball gags, rubber, and the main stay of any modern day music video - an assortment of wigs.
