Here's Rihanna merrily getting her bits out in Bangor yesterday - despite it being bloody freeeeezing. What a pro. Someone didn't appreciate her toil, however, that being the local farmer who owns the field she was cavorting about in.

Alan Graham, who allowed the Barbadian to film her new video in his grain field yesterday told her to cover up after she stripped down. Apparently he was getting his tractor when he saw the Man Down hitmaker and deemed her choice of attire "inappropriate." As in, she was topless. He told BBC News: "I thought it was inappropriate. I requested them to stop and they did. I had my conversation with Rihanna and I hope she understands where I'm coming from. We shook hands." Which was probably the only part of the conversation she understood.

Alan admitted that he did not know who Rihanna was when he got a phone call to ask for the use of his field in Bangor, County Down, for the new video for her single (in case you care, it's called We Found Love, and it's a collaboration with Calvin Harris). He added: "I didn't know who was coming. If the name 'Rihanna' had been mentioned, well, no disrespect but it wouldn't have meant anything." And Graham wasn't happy with what she was doing in his field: "From my point of view, it was my land, I have an ethos and I felt it was inappropriate. I wish no ill will against Rihanna and her friends. Perhaps they could acquaint themselves with a greater God."

Or just a shirt with buttons and a pair of trousers that don't hang on for dear life. In saying that, at least she was wearing trousers, Farmer Graham would've had a hernia if he'd found her doing this in the middle of his innocent field *blesses self*