Rihanna goes on secret yacht date with Chris Brown.

Well that's the worst kept secret we've had in a while.

I hear you saying 'Oh NO she DIH'NT!' Oh yes, yes she did.

Rihanna you're an awful eejit. It's bad enough that Chris Brown punched you square in the face. Even if you tried your best to overlook that (but like seriously, how COULD you?) he still has a mouth full of metal that just CANNOT be fun to make out with. And furthermore, if you do insist on indulging your masochistic desires, please do it somewhere where you can get help if needs be? And by that I mean DON'T GO ON A YACHT WITH HIM.

So yes, Rihanna spent an evening with Chris Brown on a yacht after they met each other in the South of France. Chris apparently flew by private jet to France, then took a helicopter down the French Riviera to Saint-Tropez before boarding a multi-million pound boat  - the ninth largest in the WORLD - that he bagged himself for the week. Awful isn't it how you lose out on all the luxurious perks once you beat seven shades of sh*t out of someone? Bet he's just full of remorse.

But why did Chris do this? Well, rumour has it that he only came here because he had heard that his rival Drake was joining his former missus for a holiday. Although apparently he wants us to to think he was there to film a music video, so brought along Ludacris and Swizz Beatz for back up. Drake, Rihanna and Chris Brown on a yacht? If ever there was a time to be a fly on the wall... a fly on the wall with a direct line to the po po, that is.

A source told The Sun newspaper: 'Chris is staying on the yacht next to Rihanna's. He's got rappers Swizz Beatz and Ludacris with him and they've decided to film a music video too... It was a last-minute trip, but Chris wanted to see Rihanna. They have this weird addiction to each other and can't seem to stay away... She was really happy when he arrived. She spent all evening getting ready to see him. They waited till night so no one saw them... She went to his yacht, which they moved to a secluded bay. They've been through a lot, but still have strong feelings for each other.'

There are just no words, NO words.