Rihanna's in Europe in case you weren't aware. She landed in London last week to launch her new River Island range (so she thought it best to arrive into Heathrow sporting a top which taught anyone with functioning eyeballs 'how to roll a joint') and celebrated by leaping on to a table at The Rose Club during a night out. The bouncers weren't happy, even when greeted with the immortal line "don't you know who I am?" Surprising.
Following on from that situation, Rihanna decided to "insult the French" (to be fair, it doesn't take much) by tweeting "The French are f****** insane. I just had to fight my way out of a damn train station" after she arrived on the Eurostar.
She then added: "FYI, if u push me, you WILL get pushed the phuck back! Papz and crazies included!!!! 'Y'all are outta control with this s**t in Paris!!! (sic)"
But, dear Rihanna, that's what happens when you posted your arrival time and train number on Twitter… True story.
A security chief at the Gare du Nord station said to The Sun: "It was absolute chaos, and all Rihanna's fault. What Rihanna did was utterly irresponsible. There was genuine fear among other people at the station."