Continuing on our theme which we began yesterday when discussing the whole notion of manscaping (to shave or not to shave around your tinkler?), today we're moving on to consider Rihanna's muff. Talk to most women and they'll agree that there's nothing worse than the gut-wrenching feeling of having your nether regions plucked within an inch of its life. It's the worst. You try to engage in pleasantries with your waxer while your legs are suspended in a birthing position - 'are ya goin' on yer holidayiz?' - but really you wish she'd just shut the hell up so you can squeeze your eyes shut 'til the damned thing's over. On the contrary, headline-generator Rihanna claims to love the pain of a Brazilian wax.
The S&M singer allegedly refuses to apply any pain-numbing cream before the intimate hair removal treatment, claiming the sting of the hot wax procedure is pleasurable to her. Maybe it's just me but I cannot relate.
An insider from the Fuzz Wax Bar in Toronto - and today's great store name goes to this place - told The Daily Star newspaper: 'One of our aestheticians bought Rihanna the numbing cream but she just laughed... Most women find a Brazilian wax very painful but she just said, 'No way, I love the pain. It feels good to me.' ' Alright, weirdo.
The source continued to explain that while they usually here a cycophony of 'oohs' and 'motherF*CKERs' coming from the waxing room, all they could hear when Rihanna was getting her bits de-haired was Rihanna giggling and humming with pleasure during the treatment.
A source added: 'Riri was escorted to a treatment room with very thin walls and not a scream or squeal was heard. It fact it sounded like she was enjoying herself... She was singing and humming songs all through the treatment. None of us could stop laughing.'
Can I please have some of whatever she's having, thank you.