To clarify, Reese Witherspoon is with child. I know, sorry. The other option was Reese Has No Withered Womb, which also doesn't roll off the tongue.
The actress, who already has two children, Ava, 12, and Deacon, eight, from her first marriage to Ryan Phillippe - is expecting a baby with second husband Jim Toth after trying for some time. Hence the proliferation of "REESE IS IN SWEATPANTS AGAIN, DEFINITELY PREGNANT" headlines.
A "friend" told Us Weekly magazine: "Reese and Jim have been trying to get pregnant. Reese is right around 12 weeks but is not planning to announce it."
Reese, 35, married 41-year-old Jim - a CAA agent (that means he's part of the Creative Artists Agency, not some sort of spy) - in March 2011 after dating for just over a year and friends say the pair are thrilled to be adding to their family and have started to break the news to their close friends.
When previously asked about the possibility of having more children, Reese said: "I would love that. I'm really happy. I feel really good and I'm at a really good place in my life."
Reese also admitted she is very 'proud' of how she and Ryan have raised their kids and says she will always put her family first, saying: "My ex-husband and I co-parent really well. We really balance each other's schedules and just communicate a lot. Nothing's more important for me than family. I definitely love having a career, but I just love being a mom - it's how I was raised."