The premiere took place of coffin dodger action movie, Red, last night in Los Angles, and it was a suitably glitzy affair. Whilst certain folk looked like they'd just fallen of the boat from Cocoon others have have kept the grim reaper at bay courtesy of Botox, and gallons upon gallons of unicorn blood (probably). Doesn't Sly's other half look a bit like his Ma? Creepy.
That said the movies starBruce Willis turned up with missus, daughter and now customary sh*t-eating grin. Fiddy Cent was in pointy form, and (my apparent Doppelganger) Ron Livingston also turned up to partake in the cinematic festivities.
There were the obligatory randomers who looked like they'd missed the bus to The Wright Venue, and somehow stumbled across a screening purely for the Hollywood elite. Oh, and Richard Dreyfuss has bloated out a fair whack since rehab. He's in the film y'know. As isJohn Malkovich
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