The pie-scraper burger, as it has been imaginatively entitled, is what you might safely call a beast. A whopper of a giant of a beast, that contains around 30,000 calories, and ten meat patties, each of which also has some treats hidden inside. To put that amount of calories in context, that’s about the number that an adult male should eat in just under two weeks.
This monstrosity/work of genius was created by John Clarkson and his wife Connie of Mister Eaters Fish and Chips, who decided to put a variety of things inside the patties, from spaghetti bolognese and meatballs, to pepperoni pizza, a bacon butty and black pudding, which means you no longer have to choose when you’ve got a serious case of the munchies.
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At over five feet tall and weighing in at over 19lbs, there really is no way you could possibly get your teeth around this bad boy, but thankfully, it does come with a side salad, according to the The Huffington Post, so at least there’s that.
This is not the Clarksons’ first attempt at making a giant burger, as their previous effort, the ‘Ulti-meatum’ was a burger inside another burger that would keep your local cardiologist awake at night. It took over two hours to make the Pie-scraper, which had to be secured on a metal stand to prevent it from toppling, but John told The Metro that it wasn't just a gimmick, " I can honestly say the pizza burger is delicious". We'll take his word for it.