It's true to say that the Catholic Church has taken a bit of a lashing in recent years, and quite deservedly, so Pastor Jim Colerick and his wife have come along to try and reach the youth of today with their 'Christian swag' and gangsta' lean. You know how awkward it is when parents try to use their kids' lingo? This is worse. Far worse. Which makes it all the better. (NSFW language, as Pastor Jim and his wife get ghetto fabulous.)

We know who's getting our vote for Pope.