I envy the people who work at AOL; they wile away their time compiling lists of sexy people, the latest one being TV's Sexiest Women. Given my all-consuming fascination with TV and the female form, I could be considered something of an aficionado in this regard and, frankly, I don't agree with their list. More to the point, I don't agree with the presumed middle-aged man (with a thing for feline looking fillies) who compiled it. I mean, Jessica Alba in 16th place?! The man's obviously dead from the waist down. Behold: 1. Pamela Anderson, 2. Farrah Fawcett (Charlie's Angels), 3. Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman), 4. Heather Locklear (T.J. Hooker), 5. Eva Longoria, 6. Diana Rigg (The Avengers), 7. Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jeannie), 8. Katherine Heigl (Grey's Anatomy), 9. Catherine Bach (The Dukes of Hazzard), 10. Tina Louise (Gilligan's Island), 11. Dawn Wells (Gilligan's Island), 12. Suzanne Somers (Three's Company), 13. Peggy Lipton (The Mod Squad), 14. Lisa Bonet (The Cosby Show), 15. Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch), 16. Jessica Alba, 17. Jaclyn Smith (Charlie's Angels), 18. Donna Douglas (The Beverly Hillbillies), 19. Christina Applegate (Married With Children), 20. Julie Newmar (Batman), 21. Jennifer Aniston, 22. Charisma Carpenter (Buffy The Vampire Slayer), 23. Evangeline Lily (Lost), 24. Goldie Hawn (Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In), 25. Jessica Biel (7th Heaven), 26. Tiffani Thiessen (Beverly Hills 90210), 27. Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek), 28. Jeri Ryan (Star Trek: Voyager), 29. Alyssa Milano (Charmed), 30. Cheryl Ladd (Charlie's Angels), 31. Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica), 32. Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks), 33. Peta Wilson (La Femme Nikita), 34. Victoria Principal (Dallas), 35. Nikki Cox (Las Vegas), 36. Robin Givens (Head of the Class), 37. Lucy Lawless (Xena: Warrior Princess), 38. Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched), 39. Kim Cattrall, 40. Katie Holmes, 41. Jennifer Garner, 42. Ali Larter (Heroes), 43. Pat Priest (blonde bird from The Munsters), 44. Kate Jackson (Scarecrow + Mrs King), 45. Carmen Electra (Baywatch), 46. Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica), 47. Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill), 48. Loni Anderson (WKRP in Cincinnati), 49. Teri Hatcher (*heaves*), 50. Sarah Michelle Gellar...
