Jessie J was back to cutaway onsie form for the Q Awards this sunny afternoon *Inflates armbands*. Snug spandex is her musical calling card. Shame. At least her hair was nice. But why so angry? Perhaps she knew she wasn't going to win anything - unlike U2, Coldplay, Gary Barlow and Adele's banjaxed pipes.
As for the rest of the award winners, you can see them all listed nice and orderly like in John's music news. Otherwise, why not stick around these parts to see Siouxie Sioux showing Jessie how it should be done (Pam Hogg, not so much); Al Murray displaying the extent of his comedic talent; Noel Gallagher showcasing his counting skills, Estelle, Wretch, The Horrors, Example, and Bono possibly having some bladder issues alongside the Edge, Adam Clayton, and the T800.
Honestly, is he OK? It's almost like he's whispering "quiick, cuuup your hands..." But he's more likely saying "Can you just scooch down a little lower there, IIII've noooot got my platform creeeepers ooon."
