We all have our little foibles when it comes potential fondle fodder. Me, I can't abide unibrows on boys, makes me run a good few yards in the opposite direction. Possibly because my mum used to say "never trust a man who's eyebrows meet in the middle", but mostly because I'm superficial; it's not attractive and it's easily rectified (here's pointing at your menacing 'Dennis', Adrian Grenier). Although, overplucking isn't a good luck either... there's a fine line. But not too fine...
ANYWAY, we've established that unibrows are rank in my book, but what makes Puff Daddy Piddy Seany Pops recoil in abject horror? Willowy toes.
The rapper appeared on Jay Leno (which seems to be the place for celebrities to confess to their oddities, what with Heidi Klum offering her bag full of old teeth up for inspection recently) alongside Kate Beckinsale. According to PR Insider, Diddy divulged:
"'I have this foot thing... I really fear a long second toe.' And the British actress (that would be Kate) was keen to tease the star about his phobia, moving one of her feet up to show him her toes, laughing and exclaiming, 'You won't even look at it!' (what are the bets she was also referring to her minge?) Leno was also keen to find out more about Combs’ fear, asking him whether it affects his love life. Combs replied: 'I somehow get to see the toe on the first date - it's mandatory. I may not go for a kiss, but I'm definitely going to see if that second toe is long'."
My mum also used to say "If you're second toe is longer than your big toe, that's a sign of wisdom" (I've no idea where she got these facts from but, now that I think of it, her second toe was rather lengthy). Perhaps that's why they instill the fear in Puffy. Rappers generally don't have wise women hanging off their arms.
