Michael Fassbender is tinting his eyelashes. Just putting that out there. And sure why not, as a fellow redhead I've been tinting the bastards for decades - it's to stop the peepers look like piss holes in the snow, you see.
Also at last night's premiere we had Charlize Theron looking more Amazonian than usual, Noomi Rapace, and someone who you may have thought was Tom Hardy, but isn't Tom Hardy. Really looks like Tom Hardy, but isn't Tom Hardy. Lookit him smile. See? Not Tom Hardy. His name's Logan Marshall-Green.
Other stars from the film who were knocking about include Guy Pearce, the attractive gay dude from Threesome (Emun Elliott), and the fellah who was Sean Lock's wallpaper-loving flatmate from 15 Stories High (Benedict Wong).
As for the randomers, who said being a new parent was hard work?! Sure this is the second time Peaches Geldof and her lesbian lover/mini Bob have been out in as many days. Also larking about, was Salma Hayek's lovely bottom; a pair of legs (with some fetching bikini tan lines); Jeremy Clarkson; The Bowman; Minnie Driver; Danny O'Donoghue with a slightly embarrassed yet smug looking Bo Bruce; Jessica Brown Findlay; Goldie; Rosamund Hanson off This Is England and Life's Too Short wearing a kimono 'cause, like, why not? And, lastly, Robert Sheehan with Iwan Rheon off Misfits.
Robert, you're still a stunner, and you've had a hair cut since we last spoke, but a few more veg and a few less late nights for you my son.
