Indeed, Vivid Entertainment's Steve Hirsch has come across with the inevitable offer, much like he did with Charlie Sheen and Octomom (although, given recent activities, the latter is probably regretting turning down Steve's offer).
He's pulled out all the stops, however, for Prince Harry, offering him $10million in a letter sent to Clarence House. According to TMZ, the letter went a little something like this (I've highlighted my favourite bits):
Dear Royal Sir,
We were amused and pleased by the photos of your recent frolic in Las Vegas. What happens there rarely stays there unfortunately.
As you may know, Vivid is the leading adult movie studio in the world and we specialize in the 'celebrity' genre… which leads us to you, as your celebrity is unmatched in the world today.
We would like to offer you the opportunity to truly become the coolest prince of all time, by starring in a fun, sexy, big-budget adult film called 'The Trouble With Harry.'
In can be shot in the locale of your choice, and will bring together your exciting Royal world and our thrilling world of beautiful women! (way to diss the Royal women there, Steve) Of course 'Little Harry' will make an appearance too, but we assure you the sex will be scripted, and the Crown Jewels will not be 'minimised' in any way.
We will pay $10million dollars for one single film; think of all the good it would do in the hands of the Prince's Trust. Just a thought.
We look forward to your reply.
Sincerely,
Steve Hirsch.
Letters from porn kings aside, Harry has reportedly since been given a 'stern telling-off' from the royal family and has been ordered to make a public apology. A source told Radar Online: "Harry regrets the embarrassment he has caused the royal family around the world and plans on apologizing for his antics. He got a stern telling-off from his father, Prince Charles, as well as the Queen, who reminded him of his responsibilities as a member of the Royal Family.'
Harry - third in line for the British throne - is due to deliver his apology before London's Paralympic Games this coming Wednesday.
The last time he was forced to issue a public apology was 2005, after he attended that costume party dressed as a Nazi.
