As this article is being typed, Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton are getting a "quickie divorce."

The Mirror reports that the recently separated couple are second on a list of hearings at London's High Court this morning: "Documents filed at London’s High Court appear to show the pair’s case is the second in a list of 12 divorce hearings set to start at 10am, stating: 'Appleton N M v Gallagher L J P”."

Their marriage came to something of an abrupt halt when Liam informed his wife of 6 years over the phone that he was shacking up with his one time band manager, Debbie Gwyther. He'd been reportedly seeing the 31-year-old for 5 months before he plucked up the gnads to let his wife know he wanted a divorce.