A Pornhub...shall we say "enthusiast" who broke his laptop in an effort to hide the fact that he was on the site is being sent a new one by the company themselves. 

Michael Denzel was enjoying a bit of a session on Pornhub one evening recently when he heard his mother on the way up the stairs. As he tried to close down the window and look less suspicious, the computer decided to freeze, leaving him in a bit of a bind. 

In what can only be described as a rash decision, he decided to throw it on the ground and smash it up. Not remove the battery, not close the lid, just smash the whole thing up, that makes sense. Even holding the power button normally does the job, but not for our Mike.

Never ones to miss a beat, Pornhub decided to get in on all the internet attention that Michael's plight was receiving and will be sending him a new laptop, complete with subtle branding so people know where he got it.

Speaking about the gesture of goodwill, Pornhub Vice President Corey Price said "We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan. We appreciate Denzel's loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgement in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure".

We presume they're not going to go around handing out laptops, so don't throw yours on the ground expecting a brand new one. We definitely won't be giving anything to anyone who reports that they had to throw their laptop out the window or whatever in order to avoid being seen reading this story. Seriously, there's no room in the budget for that.  

Via BroBible