Of all the things to do when you're doing something illegal, calling the police should be the last thing on your list.
Police in a town in Ohio were called to the home of a man of Friday night after he reported that he was "too high" and needed assistance.
According to a police report, officers arrived at the man's house at 5.20pm to sounds of groaning from a room, and when they entered they found the man on the floor in the fetal position” and “surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies", with the man also complaining that he couldn't feel his hands.
"A glass pipe with marijuana residue, two packs of rolling papers, two roaches and a glass jar of marijuana were recovered from the man’s car after he gave the keys to police" according to local press, who also reported that he declined medical treatment ans was not charged for the incident.
We're pretty sure he learned his lesson.