Nevada is a strange place. Rather, it's a place of extremities - mesmerising natural beauty surrounding one obscene neon jungle. Its only consistency is the weirdness of its inhabitants and the state's latest ambassador has done nothing to sway my gross generalisation. Meet Dennis Hof (you can just make him out behind the flurry of fillies... doesn't your one on the right have a freakishly small head?). He is the proprietor of the Moonlite BunnyRanch; a licensed brothel being currently featured in HBO series Cathouse. Dennis has a plan to boost TV ratings and it involves Paris and Britney: "We can call (the show) 'P + B: Celebrity Sex with Paris' Punani and Britney's Booty'. I think Paris and Britney would be fun - and they're both tramps. Hell, they're giving it away for free, so they might as well get paid for it! It'd make a great show. I'll speak to HBO and see if we can make it happen." A very charming offer, Dennis, but I doubt either of them will be available - maybe give Aimee Walton a call?
