Sure what else would you be up to on maternity leave, hah? I totally should've done this; I WASTED my time eating and watching Show Me The Monet on repeat.

And for those of you seeking the full frontal without Dan Osbourne off TOWIE in the way...  

OK, a few things. 1) If the pink bow is anything to go by, they're having a girl. 2) We're unsure whether they got someone in from Kinder to paint the bump; it looks a fiercely professional job. 3) That aside, I'm assuming Kinder have paid her a rake load for advertising. 4) Lastly, but most importantly, who is going to tell them that babies *whispers* out the other eeeend?

Jacqueline 'Lauren off EastEnders' Jossa posts her first proper baby bump pic