Something that most rational and sane people can agree on is that pizza is the food of the gods, no matter what toppings you put on it.

As the famous saying goes, 'Pizza is like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.' However, even we're having second thoughts about the latest creation from UK food chain Asda: the Christmas Dinner pizza.

If you're the sort of person who thinks pineapple on pizza is wrong, wait til you get a load of the toppings on this: a cheese base is topped with roast potatoes, sprouts (!) and cranberry sauce. However, somewhat controversially there is no turkey on the pizza and instead, chicken will have to suffice.

The good/bad news - depending on where you stand on this Frankenstein's Monster of a culinary creation - is that it's only available in Asda, so you'll have to venture north of the border if you fancy something a little different for your Christmas dinner this year. It's on sale from December 7th.