You can spend hours trying to come up with a good joke for Twitter. 

And then all of a sudden inspiration just lands in your phone's notifications. Edwin d Jongh was patiently waiting for his Uber driver, and then along came Jesus. 

True enough, a Honda Accord would not be how most people would expect Jesus to travel. But hey at least it's an upgrade on what he was driving earlier in the year. 


We doubt it's the first time Jesus has heard that one, or the last for that matter.