You can spend hours trying to come up with a good joke for Twitter.
And then all of a sudden inspiration just lands in your phone's notifications. Edwin d Jongh was patiently waiting for his Uber driver, and then along came Jesus.
Hm, the Second Coming wasn't exactly what I thought it would be like... pic.twitter.com/IUnHMCfOgW
— Edwin de Jongh (@Edwin_de_Jongh) January 12, 2016
True enough, a Honda Accord would not be how most people would expect Jesus to travel. But hey at least it's an upgrade on what he was driving earlier in the year.
— McKenna (@mckennaaram) January 15, 2017
We doubt it's the first time Jesus has heard that one, or the last for that matter.