There are worse ways of getting your lost ID back (no one likes a call or a visit from the Gardaí) but in terms of causing abject terror, this is probably the most effective.

Student Will Armstrong lost his ID on a night out drinking and, after assuming it was lost for good, got it back in the post accompanied by one hefty and terrifying bill from a travel agent.

Thankfully it was just a prank on the part of the man who found it, who really deserves a raise for getting so much attention for his employer.

Still, this would do absolutely nothing for your fear.