We firmly believe that there's no occasion that can't be made immediately better by cake.

Got a birthday? Get some cake. Leaving your job? Get some cake.

Cakemakers Eileen Gormley and Terry Sloane came up with this lovely brochure for their wide variety of cakes.

Check out the bottom three choices.

"Thank God He's Gone" Cake. What exactly does that look like?

And what does it taste like? Grim satisfaction, perhaps?

Eileen and Terry, if you're reading this, we're totally open to testing said cake for you.

 

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