Forget ten simple rules – all this girl needs is six.
Denny Dimples from New York shared a list on Twitter reportedly from her friend. Said friend teaches fifth graders.
The list consists of ‘Rules and Regulations’ from ‘Zoe’ to ‘Noah’. Noah reportedly wanted to be Zoe’s boyfriend, because she’s ‘the smartest girl in the class’.
However, Zoe felt the need to lay down some ground rules.
My friend who's a 5th grade teacher just sent this to me! I'm dead!!! pic.twitter.com/FSDBxs9Vtq
— Denny Dimples (@WhosDenverJones) September 15, 2016
So from the looks of things, it’s a rejection letter, and a pretty hilarious one at that.
The tweet has been shared thousands of times and has 11,000 likes and counting.
Other tweeters have also expressed their approval of Zoe’s attitude:
Ladies print this and laminate it for all the men in your life and make some extra copies for all the men who aren't https://t.co/EUvUQTfBM1
— Caro (@socarolinesays) September 16, 2016
— Lindsay (@SunflowerRefele) September 16, 2016
.@WhosDenverJones Some life truths reveal themselves over and over: It's always good to know a janator.
— C. Gummer (@cgummer) September 19, 2016