Before you scroll any further, know that this piece features a man's a** that has been badly bruised.
There's no blood or anything, because d'uh, it's a bruise. But if the sight of a bare behind isn't for you, please look away now.
Still here? Good. Take a look.
Think you've had a bruised butt? This plus broken ribs, still p7 race 2. Tough lad... @RandydePuniet14 pic.twitter.com/UhTKgb6mQy
— Paul Denning (@Paul_Denning) February 22, 2015
Mank, right? That's Suzuki Superbike racer Randy DePuniet and his arse. It's actually a massive haematoma and, almost miraculously, he broke no bones or injured himself other than a purple backside.
DePuniet's crashed a good few times in his career, but we don't think we've ever seen anything quite like this.
The actual effort it must take him to take a dump.
Via Lequip.fr