Before you scroll any further, know that this piece features a man's a** that has been badly bruised.

There's no blood or anything, because d'uh, it's a bruise. But if the sight of a bare behind isn't for you, please look away now.

Still here? Good. Take a look. 

Mank, right? That's Suzuki Superbike racer Randy DePuniet and his arse. It's actually a massive haematoma and, almost miraculously, he broke no bones or injured himself other than a purple backside.

DePuniet's crashed a good few times in his career, but we don't think we've ever seen anything quite like this.

The actual effort it must take him to take a dump.

 

Via Lequip.fr