Last month, Sir Patrick Stewart unleashed his abs via Instagram, and the Internet collective fanned itself silly. The man is 75. SEVENTY FIVE. That's some seriously impressive work right there, Sir Stewart. 

When you've stopped appreciating Patrick there; when questioned about the photo while on the Golden Globes red carpet on Sunday, Sir Stewart responded in a typically humble fashion - he was merely showcasing his co-ordination skills: "It wasn’t the abs I was thinking of showing. The pink shorts, the pink beach shoes and the pink cocktail I had in one hand - I was color coordinated and that was what it was really about.”

We believe you, Patrick.