LINDSAY. STEP AWAY FROM THE PHOTOSHOP. Or, indeed, whomever is posting such things to your instagram. First, there was the apparent stomach slimming, and now the booty bumping.

Hotel doorways are not usually that wavy (unless one's been at the mini-bar)... And there Lindsay was embarrassed about her feet. She captioned this: "My feet look red lol- had to take that out. Only real red is my hair." 

I dunno, my face would be quite red if I'd been caught trying to create the illusion of a bigger bottom. Embrace your bum, Lindsay, it's the only one you've got.