'Never tell Jennifer L your room number...' Wise words from Amy Schumer. I dunno about you, but if I'd won a load of Emmys, I would be out celebrating til the wee hours and would therefore have mixed feelings about sloping back to hotel room to this... It's a nice gesture, but it'd be like "Aaaaww, this is amazing, now take it away." Not to sound ungrateful, or anything.

Although they may be vacationing together, writing a movie together, dancing together, and generally loving each other at the minute (to the point of Jennifer Lawrence ringing Amy to instigate a friendship by saying "I'm in love with you"), Amy insists not all is what it seems. They're friends, but  not - like - the best of friends.

Speaking via Vanity Fair, the Trainwreck star said: "We really like each other, but I think the media blew it up. We're not BFFs. We're just Fs, but we're really good Fs. I have BFFs since I was 8 years old so it'll be tough to uproot them."

Someone better have a word.