On Monday, a co-worker of mine (who shall remain nameless) exclaimed that he was happy with Helena Bonham Carter's recent appearance, because "She's looked like she's had a wash." Clearly it was in preparation for her impending nude photo shoot involving her cradling a giant tuna betwixt her bosom.
— John Newton (@Kingsparkfisher) February 12, 2015
Let's just focus on the fact that the tuna is lolling there and not other areas for reasons too crude/obvious to repeat here. Indeed, it is very early in the morning to be addressing such things - and, in some instances, no time is a good time.
Helena Bonham Carter strips off with a tuna in ad campaign against overfishing http://t.co/GOFWNx1yKi
— Similan Dive Center™ (@similandiver) February 12, 2015
Needless to say, Twitter has gone into overdrive. Some are happy to see something salacious that doesn't involve Fifty Shades of Grey...
— Rae Earl (@RaeEarl) February 12, 2015
... while some are well over it already...
never thought I'd say this but I'm actually tired of pictures of Helena Bonham-Carter in erotic poses with a large tuna
— Keri (@kerihw) February 12, 2015
While others are doing a fine job addressing the glaringly obvious...
Er, didn't someone have to catch that tuna so Helena Bonham-Carter could pose with it...to promote NOT catching tuna? pic.twitter.com/CekiSQq4SQ
— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@JuliaHB1) February 11, 2015
Either way, if you were planning on enjoying a tuna melt for lunch, Helena Bonham Carter has given you something to think about...