YOU KNOW SOMETHING, BROTHER, WHEN YOU'RE THE TAOISEACH, YOU GET TO MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE.
AND WHEN ENDA KENNY MET HULK HOGAN, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT WAS A COLLISION, BROTHER.
MAN, I'M TALKING HULK HOGAN DROPPING ANDRE THE GIANT AT WRESTLEMANIA TYPE OF COLLISION.
HULKAMANIA RUNNING WILD WITH ENDA KENNY.
— Caitriona Perry (@CaitrionaPerry) March 15, 2015
We fully expect Enda Kenny to return from the US with the World Heavyweight belt and a bandana over his hair to cover the balding.
The next time he's on Prime Time or Vincent Browne, he can go full Hulk Hogan in the late 80's.
Like this, basically. That's what Irish politics needs - some wrestling-style promos and a few chair-shots to get everyone pumped.