AAARRGGH - UNSEE. UNSEEEEEE. While we're more used to seeing him busting out several dance moves, this is a real change of tack for Channing Tatum. OK, so his face is still very handsome... it's the just elephantiasis of his nether area that's causing personal great distress. Prefer him voguing, to be honest. 

With Halloween just around the corner, Tatum posted the below to Instagram captioned: "Pretty sure I terrified all the children at our daughter's Halloween carnival today. Btw- I'm pooh bear in case anyone can't tell." The skin pockets and the general 'fresh out of dumpster' vibe threw us, so the clarification is appreciated. 

In short, it's not what the mom's in his daughter's school were expecting, but it sure did give us the willies (apologies). 
 

Also getting into the spooky spirit of things, we have John Legend, Chrissy Tiegan, Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, and one scary ass bride...