It's OK Brian. No need to hang your head in shame. We've ALL been there. In fact, some of us are in the throes of a chocolate binge at this very moment and our digits are unable to take a photo of the evidence as they're slathered in chocolate (as you can see, it's not stopping us from typing; the keyboard is beyond the point of return when it comes to mankiness, so some extra layers of grime won't make much of a difference at this point).
  

Some of you may complain that this is a non-story, but it made us feel better about ourselves. We're just sharing the love.