There's petty, and then there's having a paper weight made out of a lewd image lampooning your mortal enemy which is then posted online for at least 5.64 million people to see.

That's just what Alan Sugar, he of the UK Apprentice, did when he had a special paper weight made of the infamous Piers Morgan / Donald Trump image which had Morgan very, very cross altogether.

Take a look.

That's a special kind of petty and damned if we don't respect that commitment to it. Sugar and Morgan have, of course, never got on and the story began way back when Sugar was hosting Celebrity Apprentice and decided to fire Morgan for, well, being Morgan.

Morgan, of course, being Morgan took the whole thing very personally and the two have been sniping at one another ever since - resulting in precious moments like this.


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