That being Eli Roth, who the 21-year-old's being dating for four months. At least they're being sensible by planning a long engagement; they're not tying the knot until January. They've even decided on the setting, that being a rooftop in New York. Balmy.

The Sun reports: "Peaches and Inglourious Basterds star Eli, 38, plan a Jewish ceremony in front of 50 guests with views across Manhattan. And last night a Hollywood pal said: 'We wouldn't be surprised if they started a family together very soon... They are confident this is the real deal. They want a wedding on a New York rooftop and plan to invite about 50 friends including Quentin Tarantino. Apart from the trendy venue it will be a traditional Jewish ceremony in keeping with Eli's family faith. They are trying to keep it secret - I don't know if Peaches' dad knows yet'."

Part II.

I'm off to Paddy Power to see if there's good odds on her being a four-time divorcee by the time she's 25.