I knew there was someone missing from the London Fashion Week photo deluge. As it turns out, she's sitting somewhere in the dark, spouting modicums of sense.
In a recent interview, she said: "I'm known, so I am a celebrity. But I'm the lowest dregs. I don't think I'm up there with the greats. I'm no Marlon Brando. (Paparazzi attention) is annoying and sometimes it's really bad and makes me feel like a prisoner of war (OK, that's not very self aware, but this is Peaches Geldof). I can't complain about it, but I feel like some of the tactics that they use are really wrong. They'll shout swear words or sexual terms for women. It's abusive... It's just old perverts in coats huddled round outside a club, looking for Britney Spears's m*nge... I don't really care what someone in a newspaper is writing about me while they're eating too many doughnuts at their desk, crying about the argument they had with their wife earlier. I don't give a f**k! I read about this person and I'm like 'Who is this girl? Who are you, because you're not me and you're really kind of obnoxious'. I wouldn't like me if I'd just read about me in some of the publications."
Or saw you interviewed on chat shows.