If you choose to tune into American Idol on Saturday (TV3 at 6pm), you will witness judge Paula Abdul cementing her position in Camp Karayzee *cue dancing clown montage*. When asked to evaluate the first performer Jason Castro, Abdul said: "Oh gosh, we've never had to write these things down... fast enough. Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear, um... The second song, I felt like your usual charm wasn't - it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty. The two songs made me feel like you're not fighting hard enough to get into the top four." It was at this point that professional 'dawg' Randy Jackson reminded Paula that Jason had only performed one song, saying: "That was just on the first song. Just on the first one." After much nervous tittering from the audience, and eye-rolling from Simon, Paula exclaimed: "Oh my god, I thought you - I thought you sang twice!" *dancing clowns form chorus line* According to IMDB, "Abdul later blamed American Idol producers for her mix up, telling TV show Entertainment Tonight she has been 'in the dark' over the change in format." So there you have it - Paula Abdul, perpetually in the dark.