... She's just really at bad dancing. Yep, even worse than previously chronicled.
Indeed, when she's not being sprayed in champagne while covertly modelling garish Cartier bling near a yacht, she's donning ja voll themed headwear during an attack of facial scabies, while on a yacht.
According to Splash News: "The heiress was pictured partying aboard a yacht in St Tropez on Sunday while wearing a red military hat. The images, which soon found their way to the Internet, showed the socialite apparently using her finger to improvise an Adolf Hitler-esque moustache and giving a Sieg Heil salute. But the 29-year-old's rep has said the photos were misleading and that Hilton's gestures were nothing to do with Nazism, the Daily Mail reports. 'Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air. She always dances like that and was scratching her face when a photo was taken. The hat was a military-style hat from a club. Half of her family is Jewish and many of her friends are as well'."
So that makes it all above board. Nothing to see here, folks. Just some drunkard flailing about a boat, scratching herself. And her male friend decided to join in, you know, to make her feel at ease with the itch. Yay, he's got the facial scabes too, and/or possibly a raging coke habit - let's all fornicate below deck as of immediately! Shiver me timbers, etc.
