Pamela Anderson must've endured her worst nightmare while in Paris (*coughs* promotinghernewshowonE!) - she had to be evacuated from her hotel during the night, without a screed of make up on her, thanks to a gas leak. A source tells Britain's Daily Mirror, "She was mortified. Her curlers were still in and she was wearing a baggy bathrobe. She looked more like Nora Batty than a Baywatch pin-up. She begged the firemen to smuggle her through the kitchen. But they insisted on bundling her out the front entrance, where about 200 screaming fans were waiting." Speaking as someone who was born with eyelashes the colour of hay and would rather wither than be seen without lashings of mascara - I'm scarleh for you, Pamela.
You might take a leaf out of DollyParton's book - head off to bed with a full face of slap whenever you stay in a hotel: "I sleep in my make-up… I never know, if I'm in a high-rise building, if the building is gonna catch on fire or if I'm in an earthquake, and I just can't imagine, like, having to get out just looking awful. I take my make-up off the next morning and put on new make-up. I don't wanna get out in the street… I don't wanna get arrested for indecent exposure: 'Oh my God, did you see Dolly? She was like hammered snot!'"
