Quite a few showbiz sites were set alight last week with pictures of Pamela Anderson tottering about an art exhibition naturally enough in a pair of pants. Given the pictures of her work attire which surfaced over the weekend, last week's outfit is the equivalent to a jumpsuit made entirely of scratchy sack cloth, teamed with a kicky barbed wire chastity belt - for Pammy went to work in this little number.
The man she's wearing is Dutch illusionist Hans Klok (just in case you though Dolph Lundgren found the world's best surgeon and/or a nifty time machine) who she's been doing a spot of obair with in Amsterdam. So, when you think about it, the outfit is quite fitting… but perhaps that's the wrong choice of words as it nowhere near fits her. For example, here's exhibit A, which could be called 'Ode to Hungry Bum'. I've entitled exhibit B 'TOOOO Much Information'.
Perhaps it's another one of Klok's illusions - "Tonight I'm going to slice Pamela Anderson in half WITHOUT the aid of a wibbling saw" *attempts to flourish about the stage against the gale coming from wind machine*.
