Honestly, Leo is seriously having the BEST SUMMER EVER. Between the large water pistol and now the floor show, 2014 will flash past him on the death bed for sure. Even Lindsay Lohan was there.

To the floor show. To recap; Legolas off Lord of The Rings was involved in an altercation with Justin Bieber at upmarket Ibiza eatery Cipriani earlier this week, and an onlooker claims the singer - who was rumoured to have slept with Orlando's then-wife Miranda Kerr almost two years ago - deliberately tried to provoke Bloom.

Spanish model/journalist (yes) Anastasia Skolkova, who was seated on a nearby table to Orlando, his friend Leonardo DiCaprio and other pals, came across with the blow by blow account (apologies):

"When Bieber walked maybe 10 metres away, Orlando maybe had half a minute to think about what he was going to do. He got up and started running. Then he jumped over the sofa. Nobody was sitting on the sofa, he jumped on it. Then security came and tried to separate them, but first, they had one punch. Then they separated. Then when everyone thought everything was quiet, they tried to fight each other again. Both tried to throw punches - but it was Bieber that provoked him. He said maybe two or three words to DiCaprio, then Orlando came in, maybe to defend what happened before with Miranda, and then he was angry."

Anastasia claims Justin - who didn't have a reservation at the restaurant - first approached Leonardo but was "flicked away."

She told the Daily Mirror: "Bieber said something to DiCaprio - I don't know exactly what, because it was seven or eight metres away. Leo brushed his hands at him, like, I don't care what you say. Yeah, he flicked him away.... When security saw that even after they got separated, Bieber and Orlando tried to punch each other, security were like, 'Bieber came, Bieber provoked this fight' so they took his hands behind his back and took him away from the restaurant."

Speaking of Leonardo's joy at the scenario, Anastasia had this to say: "When Orlando punched Bieber, everyone started clapping. People were shouting, 'What a show! Justin and Orlando fighting. What a show!' Lindsay [Lohan] was laughing. It was amazing. The whole table he and DiCaprio were on were clapping. Afterwards, I don't know if people were congratulating Orlando or trying to calm him down."

while Lindsay initially found the altercation hilarious, she reportedly did try to calm Justin down as he left: "Lindsay Lohan tried to get Bieber a little bit calm when he went away to the exit but he was like, 'I don't want to speak to anyone'."

Drama.Rama. Who needs Soap Operas, hah?