Ah sure it was only a matter of time; Zayn Malik you cheating sh*t! Perrie of Little Mix is not going to take kindly to this. Well we hope so anyway. In an irrefutable video, released online, Zayn is heard on the phone to two American girls as he helps them gain access into their hotel (specifically arranging 'booty' for Harry) by using the name of their stylist. Now of course Zayn will try to claim that it isn't him but someone else but that won't hold much water; surely voice recognition technology will sort that, if some tech-head wants to go through the bother of all that. But how did the phone call end up online? 'Cause the girls recorded it, that's how. Clever? Vindictive? Decide for yourselves...
Anyhoo, the girls are heard giggling to themselves telling Zayn that they're driving as fast as they can. The person on the other end of the phone (that being ZAYN) is heard joking: "Get straight in the lift and come up, how far away are you? 20 minutes? Harry's saying you'll have to be a bit quicker than that, 15 minutes is good... If Harry wants booty he has to wait, did you say?"
The girls respond by saying: "Tell Harry to calm down he'll get it in 20 minutes!" Suddenly I have an image in my head of Harry reclining on some ornate Middle Eastern couch like a spoilt young Sheikh awaiting the evening's female entertainment. Little creep... Then Zayn rather brashly instructs the girls on how to get into the hotel and up to their room on the 17th floor. We won't bother printing their entire back and forth for you; you can hear it all in the audio track here. JUICY!
