Let's momentarily overlook the fact that we may have referred to her as a pregnant reptilian humanoid off V (sorry, the dress itself was lovely, it was just an unfortunate colour choice - unlike Drew Barrymore's offering, which was unfortunate all round), and concentrate on the soul who likened her to a gherkin on the go.
Here's what Wilde had to say via her Twitter feed, which - it has to be said - also provided quite the insight into how thrifty they are at the Hollywood Foreign Press. That is a banquet (only) fit for Homer Simpson.
