We'll get to the real celebrities shortly, promise. In the meantime, here's what we basically already knew - and posted as much a few weeks back - with one or two "hahs?" thrown in for good measure.
The show, which just so happens to be starting on TV3 and UTV on January 10th (that being this coming Sunday) at 6.45pm, will feature the following. The words in quotation marks are not mine, they come from the press release. I just felt compelled to highlight them for amusement.
Inbetweeners actress Emily Atack, who looks a bit like Kimberly Walsh. I believe she's the one who let Will try to do things to her. But he was no good at it.
Olympic swimmer and presenter Sharron 'two Rs' Davies, who doesn't look at all manly thanks to her bra hopping out of her outfit.
"Comedian and actor" Bobby Davro. This year's Todd.
Boyzone's Mikey Graham. Naww, look at the big Irish head on him. And doesn't he look like he's going to pull out a Flatly?YYYYYYYEEEEEWGH!
GMTV's Dr Hilary Jo - *snoooores*
"Actor" Gary Lucy, who’s been on Hollyoaks, Footballers' WivesAND The Bill!
"Charity campaigner"/total loonbox Heather Mills. She will reportedly discard her prosthetic limb if the chaffing gets too much. Fair play to her. Although I doubt that sight would detract from the obvious.
"Author" Tana Ramsay. Because she's famous for being an "author" you see. Don't you have her book?
Hollyoaks actor Kieron Richardson. I thought he was the dude from Merlin in a blonde wig.
Actor Jeremy Sheffield… He's dashing, but I still don't recognise him. According to IMDB he's been in one episode of Green Wing and the odd Holby City. And a few other things I've never heard of.
Singer and "presenter" Sinitta. Again, 'cause that's what she's famous for. Not for Wife Swap, or for swinging out of Simon Cowell while he was going out with Terri Seymour.
Ex-Emmerdale actress Hayley Tamaddon. She was Delilah Dingle for a few years… Not much else has happened.
"Actress" Danniella Westbrook. We can only assume Sam's leaving EastEnders shortly. Surely the Beeb wouldn't let one of their own moonlight on ITV in a garment that looks like it's encountered the Tin Man's passion.
Ex Coronation Street actor Danny Young. Enough said. However, if you're still having trouble placing him, he used to play Danny Baldwin's footballer son who dated Candice.
As for the judges (yes, that's Emma Bunton. Again, she's replaced some older bird despite the fact she can't even skate...), why the contestants fear Jason Gardiner's comments is beyond me. Seriously, look at the state of it.
