We should really listen to Noel; his embarrassment barometer is fairly on point given he's Liam's big brother and friends with Russell Brand.

Noel was quick to vent his disdain regarding Miss Cyrus in an interview with Rolling Stone, saying:

           "I think there's a trend, unfortunately, in the game at the minute, of girls desperately trying to be provocative or desperately trying to - in inverted commas - 'start the debate' about some old sh*t or other. Because, really, they're not very good. We have it in England regularly, and you have it in the States. I feel bad for 'em. It's like, 'Write a good song. Don't make a provocative video - write a good f**king song.' That'll serve you better, I think... It's a shame, because it puts all the other female artists back about f**king five years."

After watching one of Miley's many jaw-dropping performances on TV, the 46-year-old admits he thought, "What the f**k is all this about?"

Now, here's the part of the post where Noel should start singing the praises of credible female songwriters who manage to keep their clothes on 'cause they come up with the goods in other departments. And he does, albeit a bit of a backhander in the compliment department:

          "Now, Adele and Emeli Sande - that music, to me, is like music for f**king grannies, but at least it's got some kind of credibility. It's just embarrassing. Be good. Don't be outrageous. Anybody can be outrageous! I could go to the Rolling Stone office and sh*t on top of a boiled egg, right? And people would go, 'Wow, f**king hell, that's outrageous!' But is it any good? No, because, essentially, it's just a sh*t on top of a boiled egg."

And we'll leave you with that visual. Enjoy your breakfast. Eggs, is it?